17 February 2009
Poor Ole Hoochie
Posted by Joy Bischoff under: Humor; What's News .
Russ Castleberry sent this to me. I kept telling myself not to post it since it isn’t really political but it makes me laugh so hard that I’ve given in. Let’s just say the following story helps us understand the violent drug trade climate that is increasing due to the poor border security, and lighten the day with a good laugh.
Date: Sunday, January 25, 2009, 4:22 PM
BURGLARY IN NAPLES , FLORIDA
When southern Florida resident Nathan Radlich’s house was burglarized recently, thieves ignored his wide screen plasma TV, his VCR, and even left his Rolex watch. What they did take, however, was a generic white cardboard box filled with a greyish-white powder. (That’s the way the police report described it.)
A spokesman for the Naples police said that it looked similar to high grade cocaine and they’d probably thought they’d hit the big time. Later, Nathan stood in front of numerous TV cameras and pleaded with the burglars:
‘Please return the cremated remains of my sister, Gertrude. She died three years ago.’
The next morning, the bullet-riddled corpse of a local drug dealer known as Hoochie Pevens was found on Nathan’s doorstep. The cardboard box was there too; about half of Gertrude’s ashes remained.
Scotch taped to the box was this note which said: “Hoochie sold us the bogus blow, so we wasted Hoochie. Sorry we snorted your sister. No hard feelings. Have a nice day.”
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