27 August 2009
The AMA Weighs In On Health Care
Posted by Terrie Soberg under: Humor .
Shhh–don’t tell my mom that I put this on here! She doesn’t like me to use foul language! Thanks to Sharon Anderson for sending this in.
The American Medical Association has weighed in on the new economic health care scheme.
The Allergists voted to scratch it, but the Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves.
The Gastroenterologist had sort of a gut feeling about it, but the Neurologists thought the Administration had a lot of nerve.
The Obstetricians felt they were all laboring under a misconception.
Ophthalmologists considered the idea short sighted.
Pathologists yelled, “Over my dead body!” while the Pediatricians said, ‘Oh, Grow up!’
The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness, while the Radiologists could see right through it.
Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing.
The Internists thought it was a bitter pill to swallow, and the Plastic Surgeons said, “This puts a whole new face on the matter.”
The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but the Urologists were pissed off at the whole idea.
The Anesthesiologists thought the whole idea was a gas, and the Cardiologists didn’t have the heart to say no.
In the end, the Proctologists won out, leaving the decision up to the a$$holes in Washington.
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Bunny Says:
28 August 2009 at 6:24 am.
I am not sure the Proctologists “won out” by deferring to Washington. I heard the Occupational Therapist say they should try walking with both feet on the ground. Then the Dentist replied: It is totally deteriorated. They need to put a cap on it, or better yet, just pull it.
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