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• Google’s on fire today! Have a go at searching for “Helvetica” or “Comic Sans” on your desktop browser, and also try looking up “kittens” on your Android device. Cute.
• Another great Google entry: if you have Chrome installed, check out the ChromeLite extension which displays all websites in pure text for the sake of load time. Unlike the aforementioned Google “features,” this extension actually works, though the text conversion can take a while on some sites.
• Google Labs adds a cow to its body browser.
• xkcd is now xk3d. As you can tell by the name, our favorite webcomic is now more awesome in 3D!
• Speaking of 3D, Toshiba’s just announced the world’s first 3D monocle. Now you can let one eye rest while the other one takes the strain. How thoughtful.
• Here’s something for the hardcore gamers: Razer thinks bio-exoskeleton is the way to push your fingers beyond their limit, so check out its Talon glove for some epic pwnage at your next LAN party. Oh, and don’t forget the Razer snake oil while you’re at it — chafing is your greatest enemy.
• Swype takes mobile text input to the next level with Thynk. That’s right, swiping is so yesterday; it’s all about brain waves these days — just think and ye shall type. Privacy could be an issue, though.
• The Linux war is over! Debian, Gentoo, Grml, openSUSE and Arch Linux have finally joined forces to deliver the Canterbury distribution.
• Roku’s about to cash in more advertising money with its new branded remote. Yuck.
• Astro Gaming announces “The Gold Edition” line of gaming equipment, including an A40 headset, an Xbox 360 controller, a MixAmp 5.8 Rx wireless receiver, and an urban lanyard. 22K solid gold, baby!
• Kodak’s come up with the Relationshiffft app — a cunning technology that utilises facial recognition and special nano ink pigment, in order to make the offending person disappear in your photos once your relationship status changes. Oh, and Kodak’s already working on version 2.0 which will let you restore the photos, in case you and your ex get back together.
• Razer just introduced the craziest accessory you could ever imagine. Well, sort of.
• NVIDIA brings back 3dfx, announces Voodoo 590.
• Today’s Bing.com picture features a LOLseal.

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This reminds me of one of my very favorite songs as a child:

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Shhh–don’t tell my mom that I put this on here! She doesn’t like me to use foul language! Thanks to Sharon Anderson for sending this in.

The American Medical Association has weighed in on the new economic health care scheme.

The Allergists voted to scratch it, but the Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves.

The Gastroenterologist had sort of a gut feeling about it, but the Neurologists thought the Administration had a lot of nerve.

The Obstetricians felt they were all laboring under a misconception.

Ophthalmologists considered the idea short sighted.

Pathologists yelled, “Over my dead body!” while the Pediatricians said, ‘Oh, Grow up!’

The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness, while the Radiologists could see right through it.

Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing.

The Internists thought it was a bitter pill to swallow, and the Plastic Surgeons said, “This puts a whole new face on the matter.”

The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but the Urologists were pissed off at the whole idea.

The Anesthesiologists thought the whole idea was a gas, and the Cardiologists didn’t have the heart to say no.

In the end, the Proctologists won out, leaving the decision up to the a$$holes in Washington.

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