In God We Trust

HerculesMulligan Says:

1 April 2008 at 10:27 am.

This is hilarious! Somebody was rather creative.

SGS Says:

1 April 2008 at 10:51 am.

Here is an amazing article about Romney and his religious discovery!

Romney …(title cut out)

And the author of this article is a LDS member (or Mormons as we are commonly known), so he’s allowed to poke fun of his beliefs… Be sure to click on the last link, “The official Romney web site” for more information!

Terrie Soberg Says:

1 April 2008 at 12:21 pm.

This reminds me of one of my all-time favorite jokes. Here is the non-Norwegian version:

Al and Joe are bungee jumping one day. Al says to Joe, “you know, we could make a lot of money running our own bungee jumping service in Mexico.”

Joe thinks this is a great idea, so they pool their money and buy everything they’ll need: a tower, an elastic cord, insurance, etc. They travel to Mexico and begin to set up on the square. As they are constructing the tower a crowd begins to assemble. Slowly, more and more people gather to watch them work.

When they had finished, there was such a crowd they thought it would be a good idea to give a demonstration. So Al jumps. He bounces at the end of the cord, but when he comes back up, Joe notices that he has a few cuts and scratches.

Unfortunately, Joe isn’t able to catch him, and he falls again, bounces again and comes back up again. This time he is bruised and bleeding. Again Joe misses him. Al falls again and bounces back up. This time he comes back pretty messed up. He’s got a couple of broken bones and is almost unconscious.

Luckily, Joe catches him this time and says, “What happened? Was the cord too long?” Barely able to speak, Al gasps, “No, the bungee cord was fine. It was the crowd.

WHAT THE HECK IS A PIÑATA?”

Stumpy Says:

1 April 2008 at 3:22 pm.

Jumpin Jehosaphat.