21 March 2008
Playing Chicken with the Politicians
Posted by Joy Bischoff under: Humor .
Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?
ANDERSON COOPER - CNN: We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not yet been allowed to have access to the other side of the road.
JOHN KERRY: Although I voted to let the chicken cross the road, I am now against it! It was the wrong road to cross, and I was misled about the chicken’s intentions. I am not for it now, and will remain against it.
PAT BUCHANAN: To steal the job of a decent, hardworking American.
DR SEUSS: Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes, the chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I’ve not been told.
ERNEST HEMINGWAY: To die in the rain. Alone
BARACK OBAMA: That chicken will cross the road to bring change to something somewhere. Ignore that angry chicken by its side.
MITT ROMNEY: Here are my charts that outlined the best way for the chicken to cross and my graphs showed its chances of succeeding. The one variable I didn’t foresee kept my chicken from crossing the road. Huckabee sat on it.
JOHN MCCAIN: It was my idea for that chicken to cross the road to strengthen the flock on the other side. Romney says he also wanted the chicken to cross the road but that wasn’t until long after I said it. I heard that Romney cut off his chicken’s head and it flip-flopped all the way across the road.
RON PAUL: Not only should we not send that chicken across the road, we need to bring back all those that have already been sent over.
MIKE HUCKABEE: I made a commercial of that chicken crossing the road but I decided not to show it. I will now show it to you so that you can know that I could show it if I wasn’t such a nice guy.
HILLARY CLINTON: That chicken must cross the road to be counted. We don’t have the right to disenfranchise a single chicken that wants to enter my coup.
BILL CLINTON: I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What is your definition of chicken?
AL GORE: I invented the chicken!
COLONEL SANDERS: Did I miss one?
DICK CHENEY: Where’s my gun?
26 Comments so far...
Jesse Says:
21 March 2008 at 1:23 am.
This made me laugh til I cried.
Bunny Says:
21 March 2008 at 2:18 am.
After some hefty chicken chuckling, I got back to the business of racing with the tortoise. And trying to decide if I am a rabbit or a hare. Or a tortoise. Someone said the bunny is cute. Hmmm. It is sometimes wise: it has long ears, the better to hear you with, and has great eyes from eating all the carrots this garden has to offer. (Ahh…and Stumpy, be careful with your gun…the bunnies have a busy weekend coming up…if you get rid of the bunnies, someone may decide to have chickens dying eggs…that could prove to be too multi-tasking…)
Benjamin Says:
21 March 2008 at 10:38 am.
Whoa, we are privileged that two days before Easter the Bunny would take out a busy minute to address us. Good luck with your work and stay safe. I have a feeling that chickens would make a mess of egg coloring.
Angela Rogin Says:
21 March 2008 at 10:42 am.
Hilarious. A nice way to spend my ten minute break.
Stumpy, you stay away from Bunny!!!
Stumpy Says:
21 March 2008 at 10:57 am.
hehe
Terrie Soberg Says:
21 March 2008 at 11:00 am.
Hey guys, I bet you are all jealous. I am the only one here who can say that the Easter Bunny is my mother! Welcome Mom!
Joy Bischoff Says:
21 March 2008 at 11:08 am.
Stumpy! Stumpy where are you? Quit hiding, I know you’re out there. Now listen up, this is a cute bunny and I won’t stand for you stalking her. Hopefully since her eyesight and hearing are so good she will detect you even though I can’t.
Stay safe Bunny.
E.E. Says:
21 March 2008 at 11:16 am.
I’ve seen this before but not with the current candidates in it. A good Friday blog.
Stumpy Says:
21 March 2008 at 11:21 am.
Just came in from my garden. Great news y’all. My spinach is comin up. O Im tellin ya it looks so nice an tender an juicy. Yum Yum! I think Ill take a little nap now. So tired. Cat is tired to. My ass is asleep. Nobody watchin nothin. Nite.
Cameron Says:
21 March 2008 at 11:35 am.
Don’t fall for it Bunny. Stumpy is a dangerous man.
Stumpy Says:
21 March 2008 at 11:45 am.
YA RUINED MY NAP CAMMY!
spoilsport
Cameron Says:
21 March 2008 at 12:06 pm.
Sorry Stumpy but as your first and most bloodied victim I feel it is my job to try and save others.
Stumpy Says:
21 March 2008 at 12:09 pm.
Humph - Im a pussycat.
Cameron Says:
21 March 2008 at 12:11 pm.
So that’s where your cat gets his commando training, Tiger.
Stumpy Says:
21 March 2008 at 12:12 pm.
Hey Cammy - I think I hear yer mamma callin ya. She wants to wipe yer donkey.
E.E. Says:
21 March 2008 at 12:13 pm.
Cameron, you saved me the other day so I want to return the favor. Come on, just reach out and take my hand and I’ll pull you out of there. You can do it.
Cameron Says:
21 March 2008 at 12:15 pm.
All right I’m coming. The only reason he wins is because he is ruder than I am.
Stumpy Says:
21 March 2008 at 12:16 pm.
Bye bye Sissy.
hehe
Here bunny bunny.
Carrie Says:
21 March 2008 at 1:38 pm.
Stumpy you are a character.
I so love these chicken jokes. I’m going to email this to my friends.
Bryon Says:
21 March 2008 at 1:38 pm.
I shot a bunny once. Ten minutes later the grill was hot and a bunny was on it. Yum.
Pickles Says:
21 March 2008 at 2:18 pm.
Bad Bryon. No no.
Stumpy I think you need a good spanking.
What a funny picture seeing Huckabee sit on Mitt’s chicken.
My favorite is either Dr. Seuss or Al Gore.
Stumpy Says:
21 March 2008 at 2:36 pm.
Carrie girl - a spanking from you would be good 
Ghost Says:
21 March 2008 at 5:12 pm.
I don’t know what is funnier, the chicken jokes or Stumpy.
My favorite is between Bill Clinton and John McCain. Fun stuff.
Nalvy Says:
21 March 2008 at 5:57 pm.
My personal favorite is Al Gore… I have decided to use that line throughout my life now.
Stumpy you are forever my hero! The list was funny enough to read but you made the rest even better hahaha
Pickles Says:
21 March 2008 at 7:54 pm.
What the crap? Stumpy, just because Iffer isn’t around do you think you need a second girl to flirt with? DON”T FLIRT WITH CARRIE!
Stumpy Says:
21 March 2008 at 9:14 pm.
uhIuhwhatImeantosayis…uh…oops!
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